There were minor blemishes in my night.

But overall I realized how much I truly deserve.

Lol some girl named her album on Facebook “Converse In The Snow”.

It’s just a bunch of pictures of her feet in the snow, while wearing Converse.

HOW DEEP.

Maybe you should have told me it was just going to be a hook up before you hooked up with me. Because stupid me thought you actually liked me, with the cuddling and the gifts and all.. But its my fault for being a whore.

Anonymous said: Who did you have sex with?

My cat.

I had sex last night.